BEHOLD !
THE ALMIGHTY DEVS
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named and offered to you
unto the world is
born the greatest
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it was Parallelloop.io who
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I contacted CodeMentor at the
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BECAUSE A GREAT RESUMÉ
DOTH NOT ALWAYS BEGET
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As a startup founder, your cup runneth over with tasks. You feel rushed to find applicants, desperate to hire and doubtful at every turn. And you lack the time to summon righteous software engineer applications from the hoards of wicked ones.
That’s why you’re called to try Parallelloop.io for your next dev hire. When 1,000 developers step forth to join the Parallelloop.io Developerhood, only 300 are appointed. Chosen Devs endure 4 levels of judgment on the path to ascension.
After CV and LinkedIn
check, we cut devs who
offer an inglorious
portfolio and lack
outstanding experience
All the survivors undergo the screening call (soft skills and
language proficiency
check)
A UTOPIA OF OUTSTAFFED
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Ambitious can do attitudeit was Parallelloop.io who
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I contacted CodeMentor at the
same time. Parallelloop.io
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I contacted CodeMentor at the
same time. Parallelloop.io
found a developer faster
it was Parallelloop.io who
impressed me the most with
their promptness and efficiency.
it was Parallelloop.io who
impressed me the most with
their promptness and efficiency.
I contacted CodeMentor at the
same time. Parallelloop.io
found a developer faster
IT IS YOUR DIVINE RIGHT
TO HAVE FULL VISIBILITY
INTO PROGRESS ACROSS A SPRINT
Weekly reports
keep you all-knowing
// you’ll get a list of tasks your
developer has conquered as well as total
time dedicated to your project to date.
Seek and ye shall find
on-the-spot support
// to keep your project on track and destined for greatness, we’re only an email away.
account manager
Lucifer Morning is available now
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24-hr matching
Replacement guarantee
ADD-A-CTO
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custom pricing100s of developers available
Custom Miraculous Matching™
Weekly reporting
Developer time tracking
Full-time and part-time
On-demand support
24-hr matching
Replacement guarantee
+On-Demand CTOaccount manager
Lucifer Morning is available now
ON-DEMAND CTOS
ARE A TRUE GODSEND
Need a technical mastermind to work with your in-house and Parallelloop.io team of developers? Add an on-demand CTO at any time. Our CTOs hail from US-based big tech and will:
- Oversee your engineering process
- Mentor your devs
- Consult on architecture, tools and solutions
- Conduct master code reviews
AND IF YOUR DEV TURNS
INTO A DEVIL?
WE’LL BESTOW A NEW
DEVOTEE ON YOU
2024 GOAL:
BECOME THE MAIN SOURCE
OF INCOME FOR 1000 ENGINEERS
